We will celebrate the day by;

1. Reclaiming Scotland.
2. Disowning Wales
3. Making France capitulate (just for the fun of seeing how quick they do it)
4. Re establishing 'The Raj'.
5. Petitioning to make it illegal for any non Irishman to celebrate St Patricks Day.
6. Insisting that Germany recognise that we are the master race.
7. Making it compulsory to fly the St Georges Cross at every opportunity.

A full day, but worthwhile!