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1.
The traditional English "V-sign" insult dates back hundreds
of years. During The Hundred Years War, the French would chop off the
two fingers of any English longbowmen who were unfortunate enough to be
captured. In defiant response to this, before the commencement of battle,
English longbowmen would taunt the French by giving them the two fingered
salute.
2.
The fact that we drive on the left hand side of the road owes itself to
medieval times, when it was easier to attack someone with your sword as
they came towards you on your right side.
3.
In Chester, a person is permitted to shoot a Welshman with a bow and arrow,
as long as he is inside the city walls after midnight.
4.
All English males over the age of 14 are required by law to have two hours
of longbow practice each week.
5.
The English language is the most widely spoken of all languages and is
also the international language of air traffic control. All international
pilots must be able to speak English as well as all air traffic controllers.
6.
In English law, when we swear on the bible the right hand is always raised.
This stems from the medieval practice of branding thieves on the palm
of the hand. Everyone in court was required to show their hand to see
if they had previously been branded.
7. The Union
Jack should only be called the Union Jack when it is
flown from the Jack Mast of a British ship. At all other times it should
be called the Union Flag.
8. St George was
made the Patron Saint of England by Edward III in 1349.
9. England's national
flower is the Rose and its national bird is the Wren the smallest
bird in England.
10. England does
not appear on the European Union map and was described under other
European regions See the attached map from the European Commission
website. Do you know of any other country that would stand to have their
name deleted from the map? (Another reason why we need an English Parliament)
11. Many of the words
and phrases from Shakespeares plays have entered our everyday language.
You may find yourself reciting Shakespeare without even knowing it. Here's
a few examples...
- Hamlet
To be or not to be
More in sorrow than anger
To thine own self be true
Murder most foul
To the manner born
- King Lear
More sinned against than sinning
The prince of darkness
The wheel has come full circle
- Macbeth
Is this a dagger which I see before me
A charmed life
- The Merchant of Venice
With bated breath
Love is blind
- The Merry Wives of Windsor
The worlds mine oyster
What the dickens
As good luck would have it
- Midsummer Nights Dream
The course of true love never did run smooth
- Romeo and Juliet
Whats in a name
A rose by any other name would smell as sweet
Parting is such sweet sorrow"
12. Scots can still
be jailed and whipped for entering England. They face the penalties if
they stray into Carlisle, Cumbria, according to a lawbook for the city
written in 1561, which has never been revised.
13. England’s
oldest ally is Portugal. A treaty of alliance was signed at Windsor in
1386 which is still in force today and remains the oldest active international
treaty in the world. The Treaty of Windsor has stood - despite sometimes
severe strains - for over 600 years. Relations between England and Portugal
have not always been rosy, but in all that time whenever our two nations
have gone to war it has been as allies, not enemies.
14. Ever since the making of the
film “Zulu” popular belief has always been that it was mainly
a “Welsh” defence of Rorke’s Drift that took place during
the Zulu war of 1879. The action is firmly set in people’s minds
as being fought by Welshmen of the South Wales Borderers (24th Foot).
In fact the regiment was the Warwickshire regiment in 1879 and only became
the SWB in 1881. Like most regiments of the time it recruited from across
the UK. No more than 20 of the 140 men defending Rorke’s Drift were
Welshmen. Of the eleven men awarded the Victoria Crosses three were Welsh,
one Irish, one Swiss and the rest were English. Having said that, the
singing bit was my favourite part of the film.
15. The modern “Scottish”
kilt was invented in the 1730’s by Englishman Thomas Rawlinson.
A Lancastrian industrialist, he clothed his Scottish workers in the garment
to save money on trousers.
16. Welsh national costume was invented
in the 1830’s by Englishwomen Augusta Waddington. She was married
to a government minister called Benjamin Hall who the bell “Big
Ben” at Westminster was named after.
17. Many Scots and English share
common ancestors. During the mid sixth century lowland Scotland was invaded
and occupied by the Anglo-Saxons. One Anglo-Saxon King (Edwin) gave his
name to a fortified town (burgh) he established on a prominent rock beside
the River Forth. Over the years the town grew into a city which is now
called Edinburgh.
18. Three-quarters of the world's
electronic communication is in English and more than eighty per cent of
the data stored in the world's computers is in English. The largest English
dictionaries list around four hundred thousand words whith the French
and German languages containing less than half of this vocabulary.Around
eight hundred million people speak Englsh as a first or second language.
An estimated one hundred million further, speak English fluently as a
foreign language and at least several hundred million more people speak
"broken" English taking the total number of people who are able
to communicate in English well past the one billion mark..
19. The much-derided
Sir Douglas Haig, who while the Supreme Commander of the British Forces
during WW1 picked up the nickname “The Butcher of the Somme”,
is always portrayed in the media as a bumbling English gent. He was Scottish.
20. Any English person who has spent
even the shortest amount of time in Scotland is bound to have come across
the derogatory term often aimed at the English “Sassenach”.
Variants of the word also exist in different “Celtic” languages:
sasanach in Irish, sasunnach in Scottish Gaelic, sais in Welsh, saws in
Cornish, sosty-nagh in Manx and saoz in Breton. In all these languages
it means the same – Saxon.
21. During
Anglo-Saxon times English craftsmen were producing swords of equal or
superior quality 600 years before the Japanese were to produce the famed
Samurai blades.
22. The language
“Scots” is actually a dialect of English.
23. Many of
Scotland’s most famous family names including the Bruces, the Balliols
and the Stuarts are actually of Anglo-Norman origin.
24. STOP PRESS
– After untold hours of research, pawing over ancient manuscripts
and dusty tomes, endlessly searching the bowels of near forgotten buildings
with nothing but candlelight to guide us…..we’ve finally come
with something, albeit a very insignificant something, from Mel Gibson’s
fictional masterpiece “Braveheart” that is historically correct.
The Scottish armies did actually use to “moon” at their English
adversaries. There was a strange belief among the Scots that the English
had tails and baring their backsides was a taunt to our supposedly deformed
anscestors.
25.
In 1969, Pope Paul VI (the cheeky get) reformed the calendar
of the of the Catholic Church. As a result , St George was
placed on a list of “doubtful saints” –
those whose credentials owed more to myth than historical
fact (and St Patrick banished the snakes from Ireland did
he?)
26.Before
his funeral 321,360 people filed past Churchill’s
coffin as he lay in state. That was 16,000 more than did
likewise for George VI.
More coming soon...
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